It’s not often I check my Junk emails, they usually get mass deletion, today i thought lets have a look at what’s on offer.

my first treat was a company asking me how i would like to spend my retirement and offering some “luxury” homes, they pitch me a grand estate boasting a picture of sunlight peeking through the clouds onto newly mown grass, the rays of Sun presumably to symbolize an escalator direct to heaven, the title ” live your retirement in luxury” should be more honest i’d prefer to see ” give us your money and we’ll shovel food down you and clean you up when your bowels give way”  they fail to mention the urine scented communal areas, and crazy old Jim wandering the hallways with his y-fronts on his head, well maybe i read to much into these sales pitches but it sure as hell doesn’t sound like “luxury” to me. count me out… 

my second was the old ” Looking for love” email , suggesting that if I wanted to find my ideal partner i should sign up for their website,for a measly fee they could set me up with “like minded individuals”  who’d of thought it, someone is getting rich basically selling people to other people, the old slave laws don’t apply here as these companies no longer have to house you, feed you, clothe you and make you look appealing to others, thats still our job and as so you pay them for the privilege. call me old fashioned but i’d rather meet people in person than be duped into dating some transsexual who’s pretty nifty with Photoshop or some underage girl that has learnt how to hack the sophisticated ” click here to prove your over 18” security protocol. 

needless to say my junk just annoys me, It’s junk for a reason. so leave it alone :)